Expectations: Reality: Omgtoohilarious!
funkies: gloomyteens: omfg fave
Lily in 5th year: Fuck You Potter
Lily in 7th year: Fuck Me James
James: Heyyy bff you should totally be our secret keeper yeah?
Sirius: Nah dude. My animagus form, the reflection of my innermost soul, is a dog, the most loyal animal ever. You should probably go with the guy who turns into a rat instead, the universal symbol of betrayal.
James: Ahh yeah dude you're right omg kay cool thanks bro.