nuggits2: still my favorite video to ever exist
That’s right, student.
Teacher : How can we keep our school clean? Student: By staying at home. Omgtoohilarious!
amixedreality: ladyofmischief: katoby: lucifersbutt: if an opinion falls in the forest and there’s no one around to hear it does tumblr still get offended by it yes yes I had a cousin fall and die in the forest you insensitive fuck
what they say: i just have to unplug the internet for a few seconds
what i hear: we're turning off life support
When I get put on a horse I've never ridden before
Me: Hey I just Met you
Me: And this is crazy
Me: but heres my saddle
Me: So don't kill me, Maybe?